David Icke has a website. His website has a message board.
I’ve only got one more day at my current place of employment, so I’m just getting this one in under the wire:
I work in a mental hospital, and this is the craziest fucking thing I’ve ever fucking seen.
This message board has over eighteen thousand members. More than six hundred people are currently on it as I’m typing this. There are 30,649 threads, and 446,123 posts. And it is all absolutely, purely, unquestionably, unmitigatedly, gloriously batshit insane. The level of concentrated, reckless crazy is way too high to be even close to terrifying any more, and just skyrockets instantly right up into the highest echelons of awesome. Some personal favourites:
- Was Heath Ledger a reptillian? – his tongue-action in The Dark Knight is arousing some suspicions.
- Global sex magic project – everyone welcome! – in which it is seriously suggested that it might somehow be a good thing to “memorise and chant AOWPAEKNEMNINGD CROEMSPAOSNSIAOBNILITY whilst visualising a giant sparkling brain”. I swear to Xenu, that is a direct quote from someone who’s not being ironic.
- Movies that showed 9/11 before 9/11 – so, any film that featured the twin towers, or any other two towers that got damanged in any way, was deeply prophetic. I have no idea where they’re going with this one. Were the attacks part of a conspiracy going back decades, which certain film directors knew about, and they were trying to warn us?
- Was Madeleine McCann sacrificed? – this is getting pretty fucked up now. But then, her parents “has [sic] a very strange air to them”, so, you know something’s gotta be up. If you’re fucking crazy, at least. There’s a poll attached to the thread, asking “Is this all for the microchip?” It’s currently around 90% voting yes. I do not begin to understand the question.
- Oh, but this is my favourite – Nelson Mandela is the anti-christ. “His prison number is 46664, the number of the beast flanked by the numerical expression of the cross.” This is hailed as “compelling evidence”, and further speculation ensues. The original poster returns to comment that he wasn’t actually serious when he first suggested this, but now agrees that “the coincidences are mad”.
And it goes on and on and on for pages and pages and it’s so much fun, you’ve got to go look at these people. Their world must be such a bewildering place. Maybe you could approximate it if you took LSD forever.
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