Russell Brand has never voted, because he finds the process irrelevant. I can understand that: the whole green-bench pantomime in Westminster looks a remote and self-important echo chamber. But it is all we have.
IF YOU DO NOTHING BUT VOTE BECAUSE IT IS ALL YOU HAVE THEN IT WILL ALWAYS BE ALL YOU HAVE AND IT WILL ALSO BE ALL YOU DESERVE.
Changing the subject as of tomorrow, much to my wife’s relief.
Edited to add: I only now realise I haven’t once said “Don’t blame me; I voted for Kodos” in my entire aggregated ranting this far. D’oh.
Okay, now I’m done.