I’m having to go through some of the standard boilerplate online training watchamajigs at my new job at the moment. You probably know the sort of thing: a short on-screen presentation about the dangers of falling over your own shoes, then a multiple-choice quiz about the correct safety precautions for preventing any paperclip-related fatalities around the office.
Because I work in finance, there’s a bunch of stuff about money laundering and identity theft too. Presented entirely out of context, here is a question that was posed in a test of my competency to manage people’s pension schemes:
I may have misunderstood a few things about the private sector. I’m not sure I’m cut out for this job after all.