– Corporate tax rates are at a low, their profits are at a high, and the gap between the pay CEOs claim for themselves and what they let the workers share is growing ever wider.
– Satan is much more powerful than God. Or, God is evil. One or t’other, Christians.
– Plainclothes police officer is spotted by CCTV operator – who tells the officer to pursue the man he can see “acting suspiciously”. Hilarity ensues for the next twenty minutes.