– No, Rick Santorum, the National Health Service did not bring about the collapse of the British Empire. What does it say about the arguments against a public healthcare system if that’s the kind of thing a serious presidential contender is trotting out?
– You know who does altogether too much self-indulgent whining? Rape victims. I mean, geez, so another Catholic priest molested you too, like, pick a number and get in line, right? Right?
– I’ve been vaguely considering getting back into playing the piano recently. I now realise that any such attempt would be entirely redundant.