– The worst thing about drink-driving isn’t the possibility of accidentally killing people, it’s that it makes you a cry-baby.
– A police trial of using lie detector tests is being hailed as a success, even though there’s no evidence they can reliably offer any help, and despite the numerous dangers of giving police another way to implicate people they’re already predisposed to consider guilty regardless of the evidence.
– Ha! Think you’re a real woman, do you, with your lipstick and your eyeliner? Well think again, tranny! Ugh. Look, Libra, I know you’ve only got a thirty-second ad to make your point, but aren’t we at least a little above this kind of cheap shot these days? Here, read this, you might learn something.
– Okay, I know swapping out that lyric in John Lennon’s Imagine for “And all religion’s true” makes no goddamn sense, and I know Cee Lo Green’s been an idiot for changing it and lamely attempting to justify it. But it was one stupid idea that really makes no significant difference to the world. Do we not have anything better to do than going after him for breaking copyright law? Seriously, let’s just go back to not giving a shit who he is or what he thinks about anything.