– What’s worse than playing cruel jokes on your young children and filming the resulting distress for public entertainment? Getting them girls’ toys when they’re a boy. Or vice versa.
– “Sorry for ruining marriage, straight people. It’s totally the gays’ fault.”
– PZ Myers comes up with a good line on why those atheists who seem dead set against any criticism of theism are often so annoying to the rest of us: they “happily sacrifice reality on the altar of let’s-just-get-along“.